Welcome to the 2022 federal parliamentary year – sort of. Today is not technically a sitting day but the pollies are flying into Canberra and girding their loins for tomorrow.
There will only be a handful of sitting days before the election but they’re sure to be jam-packed.
Speaking of jam, pop your white bread in the toaster, grab a coffee, and settle in.
There will, of course, be more discussion about the two lots of texts sent that were rather unflattering to prime minister Scott Morrison.
The National party room will sit today, so we may hear more about what his colleagues think about deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce’s text (calling Morrison a hypocrite and a liar) and subsequent apology.
Last week’s National Press Club address by Morrison was derailed by questions about the price of household goods and the revelations of texts apparently from a cabinet minister calling Morrison a “psycho”. That saw a conga line of ministers saying “it wasn’t me”.
Defence minister Peter Dutton – who has put his hand up for the top job in the past – had to furiously deny it was him, after former New South Wales premier Bob Carr accused him of being the mystery texter.
The crisis from aged care is far from over, and the political fallout will continue.
And this week we will hear more about the government’s religious discrimination bill.
With you is the tip-top Guardian Australia politics team. Now with added Josh Butler! Katharine Murphy, Sarah Martin, Paul Karp and Daniel Hurst will steer you through, and Mike Bowers will bring you the pictorial highlights.
Tory Shepherd has landed in Canberra to try to keep the blog under control. Whoa, boy!